Naturally, I spend the evening before embarking on my grand experiment researching the many and various ways in which marathons can kill or permanently maim a person.
I fully recommend research (and a hefty amount of soul-searching), but maybe avoid Googling: “Can marathons kill a human person?” and “What are the many and inherent dangers involved in running distances when not being pursued by rabid animals?”
At least Pheidippides finished? He’d get a participation medal and a banana for that these days, so that’s… something.
#THE FIRST MARATHON HAD A 100% FATALITY RATE#MAYBE RUNNING FOR CHARITY (AND HEALTH) IS BAD#CAN YOU SIT ON A COUCH AND EAT CHEESEBURGERS FOR CHARITY?#CHEESEBURGERS ARE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH ALSO#BUT THEY ARE INFINITELY TASTIER THAN RUNNING OR MARATHONS#CHEESEBURGERS ARE TASTIER THAN MARATHONS#PHASE ONE#5K/10K TRAINING#MARATHONS#RUNNING
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