::Inner monologue, nearing end of a run::
Me: Oh, god, oh, no, nope. Can’t keep running. Gonna stop.
Voice: No! It’s just a little more. You can get to the corner.
Me: Wha- Yeah, okay! Then I’m gonna stop.
Voice: Great job! Try the next corner!
Me: Oka- Nope. Can’t do it. Gonna stop.
Voice: DO IT!
Me: Nope. Too far. Too much. Can’t.
Voice: Well, then you’re worthless as a human being, so you might as well just lay down in the street and wait for the light to change.
Me: Wha- what?
Voice: What?
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My "people skills" are "rusty."